爱情历程

I read from a website stating 爱情全过程:

小茶客因为要准备一篇发言篇，便就何谓“爱情历程”问题向老茶客请教。老茶客对小茶客说：“这有什么说不明白的？

譬如你太太同你刚认识时，你叫她‘李素芬’；

关系进了一步，就改叫‘素芬’；

接过吻之后，叫‘芬’；

上了床，叫‘芬芬’；

蜜月时，就‘芬芬、心肝儿、宝贝’混叫；

生过孩子，又还原为‘芬’；

人老色衰，叫‘素芬’；

闹离婚时，指名道姓叫‘李素芬’；

法院判决后，又回到最初的‘李素芬同志’。

怎么样，这么说你该懂了吧？”


From: http://blog.readnovel.com/article/htm/tid_3843.html

Interesting ba ??

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Hahaz !! For fun --- Let me do it in English using my name ba ^_^

When you just got to know your gf-to-be, you called her "XiaoQian"

When friendship advances, you changed by calling her "小妹"

When this frienship went into a love r/s, you called her "Dear"

After kissing, it changes into "DearDear"

Went on bed, it should be "老婆"

HoneyMoon Period, it should be "DearDear" "老婆" "Baby" "Darling" 混叫

After giving birth, it should be "mummy"

When we both grow old, you will call her "老的"

Went on for a divorce, you will call her "WEI"

After a court judgment have been made, you will regain by calling her "XiaoQian"

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Wahahaz !!!! Does that happen in your love life ????

I dont want the last few sentences tho ~_~

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